About

Hyped mints. Big wins.

Brainless Hood Pad is a hand-curated NFT launchpad. Every collection gets a human yes before it touches the chain. Schedules are public and contracts are audited. We would rather list four collections a month than four hundred.

✓ Curated, not permissionless

Most launchpads let anyone deploy. Here a person reads every application, covering the art, the team, the plan and the contract parameters, and most are turned down.

✓ Owned by the holders

Brainless Hood Retards is the membership layer. Holders take 30% of launchpad revenue.

✓ Nothing custodial, ever

Mint proceeds go straight to the creator's contract. We never hold funds or keys. The pad earns a percentage of mint revenue and of secondary royalties, set at launch and readable on-chain.

The house collection

Brainless Hood Retards

Brainless on the outside, structurally sound underneath. BHR is the membership layer of the pad. The holders are the house. Buying one is not a jpeg trade, it is a claim on what this launchpad earns.

✓30% of all launchpad revenue shared with holders
✓Minted for free for everyone

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